I haven't had this much fun since

This page is just for fun...but describes some of the "fun" things of life. Feel free to read through them and send me your favories. I may even add them...

    I haven't had this much fun since...
  1. my double root canal.
  2. my wife took me to the timeshare presentation.
  3. my ex-wife took me to the feminist marriage counselor.
  4. my last blind date.
  5. the one before that.
  6. I was on the OJ trial jury...as an alternate.
  7. I read the US Federal government budget...line by line.
  8. my last IRS audit.
  9. I gave up ice fishing.
  10. my ex-wife gave up sex. On our honeymoon.
  11. the last staff meeting.
  12. I dated a feminatzi.
  13. hurricane Iniki.
  14. I got out of jail.
  15. I sold my sailboat.
  16. I stepped on a sea urchin.
  17. I played bridge with my ex-wife.
  18. I played tennis with my ex-wife.
  19. I got the bends.
  20. I ran out of air while SCUBA diving.
  21. I was frostbitten.
  22. my back went out.
  23. my dog vomited in my shoe.
  24. my wife's cat had kittens.
  25. the earthquake.
  26. my check to the IRS bounced.
  27. I installed Windows '95.
  28. I rewrote the payroll in ada.
  29. I rewrote the payroll in JAVA.
  30. I installed the payroll change without testing it.
  31. I saw my mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton.
  32. I saw my picture in the post office.
  33. we streaked the Policeman's Ball.
  34. I taught my daughters to drive.
  35. my ex-husband moved in next door.
  36. I spilled liquid nitrogen in my lap.
  37. I was in labor.
  38. 'Nam.
  39. the Inquisition.
  40. I went to a nude beach and got sunburned.

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